Release the brakes

2010-04-16T23:39:00.001+08:00

changed to http://andrewyeoyicun.wordpress.com/

2010-03-11T23:00:00.002+08:00

Okay, It's about time i blogged about my trip to Germany, Switzerland and France. Been dragging this since who knows when.

Basically on Day 1, boarded Singapore Airlines from Singapore Changi Airport terminal 3 at 12am to Frankfurt, Germany. The 12 hour flight was excruciating, freaking tiny seats and short leg room, fuck economy class.

On Day 2, arrived at Frankfurt International Airport and soon proceeded to the Black Forest, the largest forest in Germany! It was so freaking cold that I wished I was back in Singapore for just a moment. Arrived at the tourist resort township of Titisee after 2 hours. The guide told us that this place is the largest Cuckoo Clock centre in the whole of Germany. This town also sold lots of goodies like Ice Wine. The Cuckoo Clocks looks so bloody cool, felt like buying one but it was too expensive and I doubt it would suit my room anyways. We had lunch and soon crossed the border into Switzerland, sad that I didn't get to stay a night in Germany, Hiel Hitler haha. We reached Schaffhausen, Switzerland after 2 hours and had a magnificient view of the Rhine falls which is the largest waterfall in Central Europe, then it was off to the picturesque township of Lucern. Passed by the mountains which had a scenic view. By the time I reached Lucern, It was night fall and was extremely tired, so was totally knocked out as soon as i reached the hotel (p.s. I bathed before i slept).

On Day 3, I woke up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy and had a photo stop at the Lion Monument (a masterful stone sculpture in honor of the heroic Swiss Guards of Louis XVI during the French Revolution) which was like a 20 minute walk away from the hotel. Next, I visited the renovated 14th Century covered wooden Chapel Bridge which was burned down by some drunk dude who threw his ciggs on the bridge causing it to burn. After that, I embarked on a scenic journey to Berne (the capital of Switzerland for those who didn't know). Upon arrival at the Bahnohofplatz (the old town), the guide brought us on a walking tour to view the dazzling fountains decorated with statues and the 16th Century Clock Tower. The 16th Century Clock Tower is fascinating, it could even tell if it was going to be a full moon or not and every hour, It will ring based on the time, like example if it was 1pm, it would ring once, but if it was like 12pm, it would ring 12 times.We even passed by Albert Einstein's home at some building which is called House No 49. Had lunch and took a quick stop at the bear pit of Berne, didn't see the bear as it was sleeping and proceeded to Interlaken where the Jungfrau Mountain in the Bernese Oberland is located.

On Day 4, took a trip up to Jungfraujoch, the highest peak in Interlaken, it was like -18 degrees Celsius at the summit and my hands almost froze as i forgot to wear my gloves lol. Reached the base around 5pm and went to shop for watches, cut it short, my mom bought an Omega watch which was really nice. Didn't buy any watch since it was like super expensive. Oh forgot to mention that there were many rude China Nationals at the watch shop, they kept pushing and shouting ching chang chong the whole time, bloody annoying.

Day 5, departed Interlaken as I moved on to Montreux while having a short stop at the most beautiful historicl medieval fortress in Switzerland which is the Chillion Castle. Made another stop at a famous statue of Charlie Chaplim and went on to the Olympic Museum at Lausanne before proceeding for dinner. Tonight was the only night we stayed at the 4 star Novotel Hotel, best hotel in the whole trip. Good hotel can only stay 1 night, lousy hotel can stay many nights haha, as quoted by the guide.

On Day 6, departed Switzerland for Paris, France. It was a really long a grueling journey as i had a hard time sleeping on the bus. Reached Paris around 5pm and the hotel around 6pm, had some crappy chinese dinner which provided terrible service, after that, we proceeded to the Seine River Cruise, during the river cruise, everyone kept screaming when it went under a bridge, it was damn hilarious and I managed to take the Eiffel Tower up close and personal while it was flashing colourful lights only at every hour. When i reached back to the hotel, instead of sleeping, I stayed up to watch soccer.

Day 7, we went up the Eiffel Tower, I must say it was a great experience. There were a lot of gypsy's and one approached me asking if i spoke English, I just looked at her and said NO! hahahahaha. I lol-ed at her. After this, I went to a huge shopping centre named Galerie Lafayette. Bought lots of stuff there, shall not go into details haha, once again, lots of Chinese Nationals and their ching chang chongs. Had Mc'Donalds for dinner at Galerie and their Curry sauce tasted like Japanese curry, really nice.

On Day 8, I visited the most renown Palace in France, The Palace of Versailles. It was breathtaking, I was very impressed at the Palace, if Singapore only had such heritage. Went into the Palace and took a couple of photo's. After that, I visited a place in Paris which was given the name "The Artist Corner" and saw many freelance artists who painted really beautiful paintings, had lunch there which cost almost s$200, holy shit, thats like a bomb, and it was from a cafe, not some fancy fine dining restaurant. Went to Champs-Elysées (the largest and most glamorous shopping street of the whole of Paris), didn't buy anything there but had a stroll down the street to experience. My mom and I went back to the hotel while my Sister and her friend Charlotte went to see the Moulin Rouge, my Sister brought back a bottle of Champagne which we shared with everyone from the tour group.

Day 9, visited the Musée du Louvre which contained Mona Lisa, Venus De Milo and Nike. Spent a couple of hours there before heading back to Galerie Lafayette because my Sister and her friend Charlotte wanted to buy a couple of stuffs. Had delicious wonton noodles for dinner and proceeded back to the hotel by metro.

On Day 10, had to say goodbye to Paris as we departed back home to Singapore. I finally took the Airbus A380 for the first time, I must say the seat is bigger, wider and had a longer leg room plus a bigger screen than the Boeing 747 but it was still another excruciating journey, seriously, I hope I would be rich enough in the future to afford business class seats.

Day 11, arrived home in Singapore with a sweet and memorable holiday with my family.

Well, that's the summary of what happened, for pictures, do visit my facebook album and take a look.

School has been good, have a great class and not to forget great teachers teaching, all well that ends well. Ciao.

2010-01-20T16:06:00.003+08:00

Sick today, had a really bad cold thus didn't attend work. Got back my results on the 11th of January, didn't do good neither did i do bad, was stuck in the middle. No doubt I was unhappy, could have done better and I should have. Oh well, what is done can't be undone and there is no way I can travel back to the past to correct my mistakes. All I can do now is to look forward to a new post-secondary school life, where would i go? Millennia Institute, Ngee Ann Polytechnic or Singapore Polytechnic? How will i adapt to it, only time will tell. I want to ask my dad to pay for my drivers license but I'm afraid he will disapprove, I hate facing rejections!

Got my com back 2 days ago and I must say I'm rather glad to have it back, I can't stand using the laptop. Lost all my data in the process thus I'm left with songs from my CD collection so that means I'm stuck with Green Day, but that's okay, I can listen to them 24/7 because it never gets old.

Green Day concert was epic, or shall i say godly? Billy Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, Tré Cool, Jason White and Jason Freese rocking the stage, what more could i ask for? Before the actual Green Day performance, Primma Donna was performing to hype up the crowd, I must say they were rather mediocre. From a distance, Primma Donna looked like some X Japan shit. Green Day opened with 21st Century Breakdown which was followed by Know The Enemy and so on because i forgot the sequence haha. There were like 7 lucky fans who got called up on stage by Billy Joe, damn freaking lucky, should have taken the standing tickets. They ended with the most epic of all epic songs, Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life).

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why.
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time.

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind.
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time.
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial.
For what it's worth it was worth all the while.

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

Fucking godly lyrics I tell you. Oh not to mention Adrian Pang, his wife and his 2 kids probably 9 years old if not younger was sitting directly in front of me. During the whole performance, there were many vulgarities shouted out etc and during 1 song performance, Billy Joe was humping the floor and Adrian Pang's kids were looking confused, bad parenting from Mr Pang, very bad!, www.failblog.org worthy.

If you want to view the Green Day concert pictures, its on my facebook album as I'm lazy to upload it here.

Cheers!

2009-12-29T23:16:00.005+08:00

0830 - 1800. Pandan gardens. That is where I head to work every weekday, finally found a job which lets me do something instead of rotting at home. Atmosphere at the office is very good and I have Joe Gan over there in case I get bored. All I have been doing was filing, sorting papers and more filing haha, how fun is that you tell me? Oh well, I'm not complaining. Bought a couple of clothes last Saturday, spent quite a lot, going to be darn poor soon.

Results are going to be out on 11 January 2010, can't wait for it although It's my second time taking it. I've got to do well otherwise I'd just do the P*******. 3 days after collection of my results, It's GREEN DAY LIVE IN SINGAPORE!!!!!!! Holy shit. Hahahahaha. February is going to be an exciting month, can change my stupid Nokia E71 after my plan reaches 1 year and I'm going to visit Europe in Chinese New Year, I'm so going to get my branded goods, what a month!

2009-12-09T02:06:00.005+08:00

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy while all play and no work makes Jack a mere toy. You can categorise me under the second term, yup! that's what my lifestyle is after the 'O' Level Examinations. Eat, play, sleep and going through that cycle everyday is just plain boring. Currently waiting for two companies to get back to me, one is working with my friend Joe which I just submitted my resume yesterday and another one working at Relish which Denniz recommended and this one is taking forever I swear.

Actually I'm just blogging to pass the time, even though I have nothing interesting to share. If you got a well paying job like someone, *ahem* you know who you are, $10 an hour just to pack stuffs and requires additional help, you know what to do (:

2009-11-13T19:20:00.003+08:00

Its over!

2009-11-07T21:46:00.005+08:00

From Agincourt to Waterloo.
Poitiers and then Anjou.
From Bosworth Field to Pointe Du Hoc.
Stalingrad and the siege of York.
Bannockburn to Austerlitz.
The fall of France and the German Blitz.
Bolsheviks and feudal lords.
Chivalry to civil wars.
Fascist rule and genocide.
Empires built and nations burned.
Leningrad, Berlin Wall.
March on Rome, Bzyantium's Fall.
Lightning War, Dresden Night.
Drop a bomb, end this fight.

2009-10-18T18:14:00.013+08:00

Didn't touch blogspot for quite sometime, would be a good time to do so now with some free time before i start studying again.

This have been a good week, read The Straits Times on Wednesday that Green Day coming down on the 14 of January to perform their 21st Century Breakdown tour at the Singapore indoor stadium, bought the $148 tickets the very next day with Shahridan and Julian. On the very same day, we went to the shop that sells Gregory bags. While I was browsing through the bags, Shahridan whispered into my ear 'eh the owner is extremely fat, go see'. I took a peek and I softly and calmly told him 'the owner is not extremely fat' but changed my tone soon after and shouting at the top of my lungs 'but he is morbidly obese'. HAHA, didn't actually do that but you get my point yeah. Proceeded to Queensway Shopping Centre after purchasing our Gregory bags. Bought myself a new street soccer shoe while Julian bought an A.C. Milan jersey with the name Pato and number 7 printed behind.

At approximately 1.14am today, I received a call from my dear friend Shahridan instructing me to leave my house in 5 minutes as Joey was arriving to pick me up to go for supper with him, Shahridan and Lynette at Boon Lay market. I quickly changed, rushed down to my lift lobby and anticipated his arrival. A red Honda Freed turned into the carpark with Joey as the pilot and of course his Lynette as the co-pilot and Shahridan behind. I smiled, looking at that cute little boy wearing his favourite red bull singlet behind the wheel. A little man commanding a gigantic vehicle. We then set off to Boon Lay market to have our Power Nasi-Lemak. Treated Joey and Lynette each a plate of the Nasi-Lemak (Sorry Shahridan, you have your bloody charity money hahahaha). When I asked how much it cost for the 3 plates, the guy just said 999999999999 till infinity and was giving me this fucked up face, didn't stop until I gave him my $50 note, the reason why he stopped saying 99999999 till infinity was probably because he was awestrucked by the $50 note as he must have never seen one in his bloody entire mat life, I bet he was telling this to himself 'wah, aku touch $50 note for the first time siol'. Fuck him and his 9 times 10 to the power of infinity. We started to discuss about the soccer matches that ended earlier and how controversial Darren Bent's goal was and how calmly Andrei Arshavin slotted home the third goal, placing it in the bottom right corner of Joe Hart's goalpost.

Suddenly Shahridan suggested that we travel to Adam road food centre to drink Nestlo (a combination of milo and kopi i think), before that he needed to buy a packet of Nasi-Lemak for his mother and when he paid the very same guy, he returned him his change full of 10 cent coins, I asked Shahridan if he gave nine 10 cent coins thinking that crazy guy is obsessed with the digit 9 but he gave ten 10 cent coins. Travelling to Adam road food centre with a boy who has a voice which sounded like rat squealing singing to songs beside me was a rather frightful experience (you know I'm just kidding right lol). I must say the Nestlo was terrific, a must try. Thank you Joey for sending me home even though you kept complaining about the long distance back to my house, kudos to your excellent driving skills. Just wait after I start enrolling at BBDC after my 'O's then I'll drive you for supper.

'O's just around the corner, got to check the blind spot before I turn. LOL. Alright, i'm off to study.

2009-07-30T20:23:00.002+08:00

License here i come.

2009-06-01T21:53:00.005+08:00

It's been awhile.

Start of the June holidays, I got to make use of it to catch up with my work, cannot "eh want to dota a not?" anymore. Reformatted my computer, no more games. I hope that will help me concentrate on my studies. This is my second time sitting for my 'O' Levels, can't screw it up like last year again. No more "eh I study for 5 hours leh" but actually playing World of Warcraft secretly. It's now or never, time to buck up. Hope to be able to allocate some time to study at the library.

My cousin Benjamin would be arriving in Singapore tomorrow from Toronto, Canada. It has been 2 long years since i saw him, it would be a memorable day tomorrow. I wonder how much weight has he gained over the 2 years HAHAHAHA.

Ian would be entering BMT this Thursday which would be on the 4th, same day as my Dad's arrival back to Singapore. Very happy to see him, but i guess he would lecture me about my studies as usual. Sad yet happy, happy yet sad. Nonsense lol. Hope Ian would 'enjoy' his stay in Tekong.

Went to the library to do something productive today. There was this uncle, without his shoes, singing blatantly aloud beside us, macham American Idol, he really trying too hard like Raiyan to show so much emotion and passion that even if I gave his a bitch slap he would continue singing. Swee lah, can imagine 20 people just bash him up on the spot and he still continues to sing.

Soccer training tomorrow and a friendly match against 'some' team on Wednesday, have a feeling we will lose because of the likes of Raiyan in my team. Sorry, just being frank. HAHAHAHAHA own already.

Stress.

Farmer C sell what? Your mother lah. Go fix your car door.

2009-02-11T01:37:00.004+08:00

NixonNexus said: y little boy really is little boy

(Pardon this person for its broken grammar.)

Can you believe this person is actually questioning WHY A LITTLE BOY IS A LITTLE BOY! Its good as saying a dog is a cat.

Of course a little boy will be a little boy, a pear will always be a pear and it will not magically transform into an orange, what a joker.

This person has no common sense at all.

2009-02-01T20:31:00.007+08:00

29 points for 'O' Levels is a total bullshit, normally, parents would have punished their children, but ironically i still got to visit Japan and even spent a lot of my parents money. I've been away to Japan during the 22nd to the 30th, have to admit it is a very beautiful country.

Was having tour during the first few days, after that we extended our stay and went free and easy. Shopping was not exactly that good because i did not manage to find the goods my friends wanted and my sincerest apologies to Joey for not getting his Headporter bag because we had an agreement if he lent me D70, i would in exchange find him his Headporter bag.

Cost of living in Japan is terribly expensive, the cost of 3 Mc'Donalds meal in Singapore would cost around $18, guess how much it cost? $35 LOL, own.

Let me recap what i did in Japan.

Day 1
Assembled at Singapore Changi Airport for my fight to the land of the rising sun - Japan.

Day 2
My first stop was Harajuku. The area which is suppose to be known internationally for its youth style and fashion.( Yeah, but don't have the stuff i'm looking for ) Next i went to Ginza and Shinjuku where i bought my wallet and bag(: Lastly, i visited Akihabara, Japan's no.1 electric city. Their local handphone designs are damn owning, wanted to buy 1 back but could not because it is binded by a contract of 3 years and it can only be used in Japan.

Day 3
After breakfast, departed for the Gotenba Premium outlet mall. Soon proceeded to the most popular Asakusa Kannon Buddhist Temple, having a history of more than 1300 years.

Day 4
In the morning, went to the beautiful Hakone National Park, and visited Oshino Hakkai and one was able to take picture of beautiful Mt Fuji. Thereafter went to Owakudani Valley, also known as ‘Boiling Valley’, where sulphurous fumes rise from cervices in rocks. Then, ascended to the fifth station of Mount Fuji, Japan’s tallest and most sacred mountain.

Day 5
After breakfast, we headed for Nara. Sightseeing included the Todaiji Temple of Daibutsu - the largest bronze Buddha structure in Japan. Within the compound is the Nara Deer Park where thousands of deer roam freely. I visited the famous Kinkakuji “Golden Pavilion”, originally built in 1394. Next went to Kiyomizu Temple. It is nested in the quiet foothills of Mount Otawa, which has a large veranda supported on hundreds pillars and was built in 1633.

Day 6
In the morning, we visited the majestic Osaka Castle . In the evening, we visited the streets of Shinsaibashi.

Day 7
While the rest of the tour group bid farewell to this beautiful country, my family extended our stay and went to our hotel in the heart of Osaka. We then visited Shinsaibashi again because i wanted to find some stuff for my friends.

Day 8
We went to Universal Studios Japan and soon after that, in the evening we met my mothers Japanese friends who treated us to a wonderful Japanese dinner.

Day 9
Yes, home sweet home.

Well, i'll let the pictures do the talking.

2009-01-03T00:03:00.003+08:00

This is bullshit.

2008-12-05T00:34:00.002+08:00

Finally, it's been a long time since i blogged. I must say many things happened these few months, some were quite surprising haha, right Joey? Been doing everything except finding work during this holiday period, i don't know if i'm lazy or i don't need the money. Bought GH:WT and have been playing it everyday, playing with random people online. I must say it is quite a fun game to have. Something new and interesting for me since i have never played a guitar or a drumset before, many great songs that i have never heard before. Well, i have nothing much to say now so, ciao.

2008-09-23T19:35:00.000+08:00

What Andrew Means

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.

You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.

You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.

You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.

You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row.

You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace.

People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.

You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.

You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.

You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.

At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are very charming... dangerously so. You have the potential to break a lot of hearts.

You know how what you want, how to get it, and that you will get it.

You have the power to rule the world. Let's hope you're a benevolent dictator!

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

2008-09-13T21:42:00.009+08:00

2-1 the final score, the whistle blown marking the end of full time. A goal courtesy of Wes Brown plus a splendid finish by the unsung hero Ryan Babel ensured us a victory. Nemanja Vidic got a red card, good for him, such a dick and Nani bears a similar resemblance like the zombie in Michael Jackson's music video the thriller (I just hate him for some reason). Manchester United only managed a mere 10 shots while the victors managed 30 shots, 1:3 see the difference in quality? bet you do and Reina had to only save once.

Now now to those Manchester United supporters (You know who you are), don't tell me it was luck or you were just giving chance, just face the fact that our team was more superior then yours.

When you walk through the storm

Hold your head up high,

And don't be afraid of the dark.

At the end of the storm is a golden sky

And the sweet silver song of a lark.

Walk on through the wind,

Walk on through the rain,

Though your dreams be tossed and blown.

Walk on walk on, with hope in your heart

And you'll never walk alone

You'll never walk alone

Awesomeness.

2008-09-04T03:05:00.004+08:00

Today was yet another great day, went to school to lan but it was closed. Nevermind, i do my chemistry, physics and maths. Accomplishment man, actually not really lol. Met the whole group (Samuel, Alex, Sukardi, Darren, Ian, Donovan, Shahridan and Ben) at The Cathay. Ate at Carls Jr, just finishing the Chili Cheese Fries already made me full and i still had a whole burger to devior, left 1/2 of the burger as i could not finish, i think some random fatty sure went to my table to complete the remaining 1/2 of the buger, you know why?, because it is Carls Jr.

Watched the 9.40pm 4Bia film which consisted of 4 different horror stories which is somehow is linked together in one way or another. First story was abit lame, nothing scary, only the last part the standard ghost suddenly appearing trick comes out, then its the end for the first part. 2nd part, i was more focused on the hot Thai girls, apparently the story was a group of girls/guys got expelled from school for consuming weed which was tattletailed by some guy who looks like the Resident Evil 5 Zombie or Roey Suhendri lol, the Zombie look-a-like got beaten up badly, turned himself into a gangster by playing with black magic to revenge himself and he managed to kill the whole group including himself, okay not the whole group because one of the girl dug out both her eye balls so she survived. Third story was rather funny i swear, a bunch of guys went camping and all of them drowned lol, damn funny and they all don't realise it. Okay, they saved the best for last, it was somehow scary yet funny at the same time, i don't know why but me, shahridan and darren was laughing all the way. During the movie, cutie pie Alex borrowed my hoodie to cover his eyes and he was somehow weeping during the last part of the movie, Ben and Ian were both sharing the scarf or whatever shit they were using to cover their eyes too. Shahridan was also trying to find some cover to hide his face. Best of all, Samuel placed his foot on the chair in front and used his tighs to cover his eyes with his hands or rather fingers covering his ears. Very, very cute. The credit theme was absolutely wonderful, does not even suit a horror flick, better off for a chick flick.

Show ended about 12am, cabbed home with Ian, Darren, Donovan. Donovan went to my place just to play the PS3 and soon after walked to cheers to makan in the wee hours of the morning, awsome day, now i'm still awake talking to Ian because he can't sleep, hope some puke lands on his face.

Oh yeah, Shahridan, i watched the whole movie with my eyes wide open hor, LIM PEI not scared one, unlike some people hehehe.
Ciao

2008-09-02T18:25:00.008+08:00

Today was a wonderful day, went to school at 10am for maths class but only to find myself doing my maths without any teachers help, thanks Mrs Foo, thanks alot. Finished another ten year series paper. Best of all, went to dota in you know where, the most ownage thing we did. So fucking ownage playing free lan. Next month will be the prelims, stress to the max i swear, like i'm in the bloody 18th level of hell, burning in agony. Suppose to be watching a movie in town right now but a few people could not attend so we decided to postpone it to tomorrow. We will watch some horror flick i presume, been a long time since i've been to a cinema.

I want to borrow a Nintendo DS, anyone who have please lend me? I want to play Phoenix Wright. That lawyer game is freaking addictive, when i borrowed Julian's DS on Saturday, i am just hooked onto the game, cannot stop playing it. HOLD IT.....

My uncle was at East Coast Park and guess what he saw.

2008-08-24T00:06:00.001+08:00

Singapore fly-er was absolutely rubbish and Liverpool won 2-1, yippee.

2008-07-24T21:48:00.002+08:00

LOL BLOODY IDIOTS.

2008-07-07T22:18:00.002+08:00

Youth Day today, so holiday for all Secondary School and Junior Collage students, but not for ITE and Polytechnic students. Started the day by having tuition as per normal and then rushed down to meet a long lost friend from Indonesia whom just recently came back to Singapore to visit.

Met Hermas and Sukardi at first, played dota all the way till 6. Sukardi told me Hermas was the ultimate god in Dota so i stood in silence and i watched how he play ( HAHAHA ). Total ownage i swear to god. Met Alan soon after and continued our daily ritual of playing Dota. Danial came soon after and we went to have dinner, but Sukardi had to pangseh us for his Girlfriend.

We went out to one corner and tried to catch up after those 3 years of not seeing him. It felt so different, it was not like our usual talk/jokes during our 3 years together in school from Secondary 1 - 3, it was more of like a "How are you doing now?" and "how's life in Indonesia?" kind of talk. During our private chat session with Danial, Alan, Hermas and Me, i could'nt help but notice he smokes non-stop, as in seriously non-stop, without a break, get my point? As he finishes 1 stick, he takes out another and continues the cycle until his box is empty. Hardcore or crazy, you be the judge.

Home after that and now Ben is asking me to play some stupid Pyramid Escape game, till then, ciao.

2008-06-14T10:36:00.009+08:00

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriot is a brilliant mixture of storytelling and gameplay, mind-blowing audiovisual presentation, tight and compelling shooting mechanics, gratifying stealth mechanics and lots of cool gadgets and weapons that you can tailor to your own style of play. It is total ownage i swear to god. I spend every hour playing this game ever since it was released on the 12th of June, neglecting my studies for the moment, just for this moment, give me a few days and i'll be back studying.

Shahridan, something for you.

Shahridan in action yo

I'll be going to Thailand on the 17th.

2008-05-24T19:59:00.002+08:00

I don't see whats wrong in have another opinion different from yours? Just because i share a different view does not mean its a stupid view and yours is the best. Whats the fucking point of arguing with me just to prove your idea is the FUCKING MOST TERRIFIC IN THE WHOLE OF FUCKING SINGAPORE.

You must forever be in the right and i am forever in the wrong? In my mind i was just telling myself to stop wasting my time talking to you, NO FUCKING POINT INTRODUCING my ideas to you anymore.

I thought it would just stop there but NO. You came in, found out i bought something extra which i already had, started to FUCKING LECTURE ME. I already said i did not know i had it. I don't see the point of fucking scolding someone when he/she making a mistake out of sheer carelessness. Its already been done, why the FUCK must you irritate me. I swear if i was not using the computer i would have just given you a punch right in the face and i will make sure i will not stop punching until your teeth chips and your gum swells. I would not give a FUCK about the consequences as long as i did collateral damage on you. You'd better change your bloody attitude because i won't take it anymore, Grandma was right, you always think you are in the right.

And Shahridan, every single girl on the face of the Earth is my girlfriend okay?

2008-05-15T19:30:00.002+08:00

Well its time for me to REALLY start studying. I got to stop shitting myself by studying in-front of my bloody CPU. I'm trying to study EVERYDAY for at least a minimum of 3 hours. Playing around during mid-years only saw me have a borderline pass for English and a big fat F* for the rest of my subjects. This can not do, i will never, ever take the path to you know where. I got to wake up now or its too late. Somebody help me. Seriously i need help, i need discipline, i am always getting distracted halfway while studying, i can never sit still and do my homework/read a book/watch television. I will have to move around and do something else, i just don't know why and i will always be telling myself this, :" Nevermind, just take a 30minute break, later can continue with the work", and i will end up forgetting about what i was doing in the first place and start to play or just sleep early.

This can not do, how will i ever beat Joey and score below 17 points and get higher then c5 for my English. ( you're my inspiration to do well (: hahahaha ) After i score better then you, you cannot disturb me for being an NA student anymore. I plan to score at least 13 points for L1R4. B3 for English, B3 for Maths, B3 for Combined Science, B3 for Humanities and A1 for F&N. Mandarin will be a wasted subject for me, who cares, screw it only. I plan to take Business at NP. Don't flame me for being ambitious.

Whole of next week i won't be attending school. It's pointless since they will be doing some Mother Tongue revision lessons which will prove to be useless for me. Tuition in 30. Bye.

2008-05-09T21:46:00.000+08:00

Mid Year Exams are over, time to study.

2008-04-20T22:48:00.014+08:00

Thank you Samuel Lee for his wonderful supply of 12 pizzas and bottles of coke.

Happy birthday Shahridan.

2008-04-11T15:05:00.006+08:00

Spot the Not

2008-04-06T07:51:00.002+08:00

Friday 25 April: English.

Monday 28 April: Chinese.

Wednesday 20 April: Science practical.

Friday 2 May: Mathematics paper 1, social studies.

Monday 5 May: History, physics paper 2.

Wednesday 7 May: Mathematics paper 2, chemistry paper 3.

Thursday 8 May: F&N

Friday 9 May: Science paper 1.

2008-03-11T19:18:00.012+08:00

Woke up at 7.30am today thanks to the call of a fatty, almost forgot i had something "IMPORTANT" to attend this morning at school. Rushed to the toilet, went out reached school at 8.15am thinking i was late because Andrew Yong told me to reach school by 8am. WOW, to my fucking surprise, we was suppose to take Listening for mother tongue and wasted 30mins by just doing that.

Can you imagine a huge Giant like Alexander Wong

is afraid of something like this old piece of moldy rope

Alex thought this was some HUGE "Lizard" and tried to dodge it. I tell you when he tried to dodge the old moldy rope, his reaction was priceless i swear to god. His body was like jelly, and can you imagine moving the jelly at a high rate of acceleration? It was so god damn priceless. Laughed like shit.

Anyways today was a very boring day, because of the rain i slept for 5 hours in the afternoon all the way till 5. Suppose to be riding my new Downhill rig at Bukit Timah today but yeah the rain had to spoil it.

Spent loads of cash on this new bike.

Now awaiting for the rest of my BMX parts to arrive at the end of the month

2008-03-06T22:58:00.006+08:00

The next hit series, TOILET BREAK by our very own terrorist Mas Selamat Kastari.

2008-02-12T00:09:00.003+08:00

Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that five years from now, all life on Earth could well finish. Some are saying it'll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it'll be God himself who presses the stop button.

1. Mayan Calendar

The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things:Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone andSacrificing Virgins.

Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as well.

2. Sun Storms

Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability.

However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it's been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it'll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012.

3. The Atom Smasher

Scientists in Europe have been building the world's largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it's properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place.

They're predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.

4. The Bible says

If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough,religious folks are getting in on the act aswell. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.

5. Super Volcano

Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple - it's sitting on top of the world's biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats.

The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we're many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.

6. The Physicists

This one's case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berekely Uni have been crunching the numbers. and they've determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event.

Even worse, they're claiming their calculations prove, that we're all going to die, very soon - while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.

7. Slip-Slop-Slap-BANG!

We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that sheilds us from most of the sun's radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue.

Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.

I personally believe that the world is not going to end in 2012.

2008-01-18T21:01:00.002+08:00

Wow, a Canon 40D and a D200. Makes me really want to invest in some D300. Its the Big O for me now. Things are going at a fast pace right from the start of day 1. Sure enough things seem simple for the first semester but I'm not too sure about after that. My chemistry and physics are totally screwed, i need to do something about it NOW but i still have the same " i can't be bothered yet since its only January " kind of attitude. I need to start doing my 10Year Series now. I have not been doing anything every time i reach home. The first thing i would do is play my computer.

" Wake up ", that's what i hear everyday from my mother, she urges me to start studying now before its too late. Well its not that i don't agree with her but its like when you are so addicted to the computer/PS3, you cannot stop. Its like people who smoke, do they stop? No, maybe a tiny percentage of the whole population of smokers stopped after self-inflicting poison into their body and realising their mistake. ( Joey flame me if you must. )

A lot of stuff to do this year. I'm still waiting for my 10kg < BMX to arrive on Chinese New Year. Waiting for my dad to return this March so that i can purchase my Camera, I want it so badly but i do not have enough money to purchase it currently.

Its a new year for me to start afresh. No more 2007 habits.

2008-01-11T22:43:00.002+08:00

Thats the sexy Zhou Wen Jia.

2007-12-26T13:52:00.000+08:00

2007-12-23T02:18:00.000+08:00

Looks like Christmas came early for me.

2007-12-01T23:21:00.000+08:00

TOP 5 worst customers in the Singapore

India Indians - Not only that they are smelly and have a poor ability to speak even the most simplest of English word, they will 100% ask for discounts, free-gifts, extra service, etc, etc, etc. To them, nothing is enough, bloody cheap assholes.

China Chinese - The main reason i don't like these customers is because i can't speak fluent mandarin that's all, case closed.

The Stupid's - Yes, i'm not joking one bit, there are so many stupid people who comes up to me to ask stupid dumb logical questions, mainly the India Indians.

The Irritating's - Another shitty bunch of people. Firstly, they ask you alot of non logical questions. Secondly, they want to test the same bike they tested in a different colour no matter how hard i try to convince them its the same. Thirdly, they will say they will come back again to reconsider. Fucked up you tell me?

The Children - If not for them, my life would be very peaceful. Everyday some stupid dumb ass children will D.I.Y. take and test the product and in the end leave the whole sales floor in a god damn mess. Bloody fuckers. I already plan to hit a child on my last day of work.

I'm tell you people that working in sales is a gruesome and tiring job. Ah yes, lets recall what happen today. This retarded guy was veiwing the bike so i politely approached him and asked in a very nice way if he needed some help.

Me: Hi, can i help you?

Customer: ...."Silent"......

A few minutes passed as i stood before the guy.

Customer: How do you know if this bicycle has been tested by others before? ( I felt like giving him a signature roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. )

Me: The bike has been on top of the display holder which i gurantee no one has even touched it except the staff here.

Customer: "Mumbling" How does the bound force work? ( Wtf is a bound force? )

Me: I'm sorry, could you repeat what you said?

Customer: ......"Silent"........

Another few minutes has passed.

Customer: Uh-uh. ( Uh-uh his mother lah. )

Me: I'm sorry, could you repeat?

Customer: I don't think i can buy the bicycle, i don't know how to put the petrol. ( At this point of time i really felt like giving him a stone cold stunner followed by a cripple cross face and finished with a 5 star frog splash. Since when does a freaking bicycle required petrol. This guy must be either crazy or just stupid. )

Stupid people i see everyday.

Bye.

2007-10-27T02:05:00.000+08:00

From what i heard some silly, dumb girl tried to commit suicide by jumping off the 3rd story of New Town Secondary. I mean wtf? Who the hell in the right mind would jump of the 3rd level of a build expecting to die an instant death. That very girl just proved to us how stupid 1 can be. Just because she failed and retain ( Seriously how stupid can one be. ), she tried to end her problems and shame by committing suicide. How can one not cherish life that god have given to you? Do you know how much time and hard work your parents took to make you in that very bed you sleep when you were a child? ( Sounds Gross. ) We must all chrish our life in every way possible. Think about the baby's that were aborted due to some careless man who shot without using protection, you think they wanted to die by the hands of a doctor? I'm very sure they wanted to live to see the world. Really, really stupid act. I'm not surprised as these people are very stupid.

Now 2nd news i heard is that my former Form Teacher Mr Goh Soon Hua has been fired due to his reckless act of aggression yet again. This time he was caught and prosecuted before he could harm another person. I'm sure everyone had been his victim at least once when he tried to indirectly blackmail you in order to listen to him. Well this is what happen, G.S.H. canned someone with no reason and that got him fired. Well lets think what could have caused this little hulk to emerge.

1. His wife did not give him the pleasure he yearned for.
2. His mom died.
3. His dad died.
4. He owed the loan sharks money.
5. He found his wife engaging in sexual activites with his best friend.

2007-10-10T00:01:00.000+08:00

Just started work and i tell you it's hell, so much that makes me want to quit and go back home and play DOTA. Now i realise the importance of a good education. I ask myself, would i want to earn shit and have to work really hard? NO. who does? Maybe some Bangladeshis but not me. I work 10 hours a day inclusive of my 1 hour break, 6 days a week so that's like 60 hours a week. Sucks eh? Well it sure does when i have to walk all the way from the last tower at Suntec City all the way across through Citylink Mall to reach City Hall Mrt, that's not all, another 30 minutes journey home and from there i have to take a 10 minutes walk to reach my home.

Legs aching but mind working. ( Lame shit ) What the heck, okay s$3300 i'll receive till the end of the year ain't that bad. I'll be able to buy all kind of crap i want. PS3? New Bike? More Expensive stuff others can't afford?

Maybe I'll be working 2 jobs also. One is the main one which gets me a basic salary while the other is some multi-level marketing thingy. For the multi-level marketing thingy, it seems like a very profitable organisation, they have workers at the age of 24 driving bmw, that's like WOW. If you want to know more then you have to join yourself, i ain't sharing anything here.

I'm ranting all i want here, leg still aching, waiting for my hair to dry before i sleep. Lets see what else i should talk about. Oh yeah, what if i fail my N'Levels, where would i go? I would never see myself go to ITE, never. I'd rather spend my salary on a private course. Screw N'Levels and all the other O or A. Screw them all. I just need a get rich quick scheme to end my misery.

2007-10-03T01:10:00.000+08:00

Take that Bush.

2007-08-19T22:37:00.000+08:00

2007-08-04T16:25:00.000+08:00

N'Levels draw to a close. 1 more month before the Language papers start while another 2 more before the other subjects. It does seem really near all of a sudden. The days pass so fast. It felt like it was still the start of the year for me, slacking all day, not doing a thing related to studies.

I'm just coming to think about this really hard, i should be mugging, studying everyday instead of playing. My parents always tell me this," What are you going to do if your fail your N'Levels?". The moment they say this, i could not find a phrase or even a word to reply them. Perhaps i have to go to a private school like my sister or even worst ITE, but no i will not disappoint a second time and there will be no more mistakes made. I know i can never make it to Junior Collage so i turn my attention to the Polytechnic's.

What do i want to do in life? There are many options and i can't even seem to think of something which i suppose is interesting to wake up every morning to. Even if i do pass my N'Levels, will i be able to cope with the O'Level standard the following year? Like what my English teacher Miss Rev said," If you do pass your O'Levels with 10 points, i will guarantee that it will be a very tough year ahead of you, but for those of you who pass with 9 marks and below should be able to pass their O'Levels". The way she said it is really demoralizing for everyone in my class.

This was a conversation between Me and Benjamin Tan.

Me: Hey, Dota tonight?

Ben: See first.

Me: Why not?

Ben: I think you should stop playing for just this 2 months, last time i used to play every night and end up sleeping in class the following morning. Just stop playing for these 2 months only, study only.

Me: ( Silent )

I just sat there speechless, i could not imagine Benjamin Tan, the Snake King would say something so wise. Normally he would say stupid things so this was a first for him.

Play time is over.

2007-06-24T22:52:00.000+08:00

5am, the alarm rang. Walked towards the toilet to have a cold shower. Changed and got ready by 7. Went to pick up Enshao from his house and went straight to Bukit Timah. Both of us felt nervous as we don't know who we are up against. Reached the starting point, we met the rest of the gang, William, Joshua, Ellery, Calvin, etc just to name a few. It was really crowded as by the time i reached, many competitors are arriving in the dozens. It is the 2nd cross-country race of the year.

I was in the Boys Division B'. Up against both my friends William and Joshua. It was a tensed moment. I knew if i were to rush immediately, i will not have enough stamina to keep my pace. My best timing of 2 rounds around the Bukit Timah Nature Reserve was around 55Min's. Its going to be hell for me, pedalling non-stop for almost 1hour. This is the route that i will be cyclist through for 2 rounds.

Crazy shit i tell you. I started around 0845. the horn sounded and off we go. At first i rushed forward towards the centre of the group, it was during the climb which i overtook a few people and was in a steady position after. After i reached 3rd place, there was this climb which cause me to lose my position. As i was climbing, i quickly shifted to my easiest gear, as i continue to pedal, there was a loud cranking sounds coming from my RD. I did not really care as i just want to stay in 3rd position. Without any notice, my chain just skipped causing me to stop and allow the riders behind me to overtake. I was cursing every moment because the riders behind me could not climb as therefore was running up. I said to myself," Just forget it and overtake him later". True enough i overtook the guy and regain 3rd position.

Just as another steep uphill climb was in front, i quickly shifted my gear and again it skipped causing me to allow 2 other guys to overtake me. I cursed and cursed. Its like why? Wtf man. I was 5Th position throughout the race. In the end i just got 5Th place. That won me a trophy and some $120. I suspected that the guy giving free servicing at the start point screwed my tuning, but only to find out that my RD Hanger is dented. gay shit man.

Ain't it nice?

I swear i could have won the guy beside me in white.

The line up.

The Bikes.

Well have to thank Williams dad for taking the time off to come down and take pictures.

Anyways, after my race, about 1-2hours later, it was the start of the Men's Open. Majority of the people who registered for the Men's Open was the Singapore National riders like Samuel Yang and Junaidi. Even Calvin joined the Men's Open category. For the Men's open, it was 5 rounds instead of 2 rounds, now that is sick. Their average timing for 1 round is around 15-20Min's, that's very fast. In first place for the Men's Open was Junaidi, followed by Samuel. Calvin got 4Th place, congrats to him. I think he is the youngest in the Men's Open at just the age of 17.

The national riders.

Well, just after every race is over, its time for the lucky draw. okay to cut it short, my friend won the top prize which is worth 1.1k. I just feel like killing him for no apparent reason.

Okay time to sleep. School reopens tomorrow. Back aches like hell. Good night.

2007-06-19T12:25:00.000+08:00

Yesterday was both a sad and fun day for me. That fateful day my aunt had passed away, just barely a few days after i visited her in hospital. Its was very sudden and shocking. I remembered it was just midnight when my mom came to my room to inform me about the news. It was quite shocking because the last time i visited her, she was on a road to recovery. Yesterday was the day we went to cremate her body.

Cut it short, the crematory centre at Mandai was really modern. I was expecting a run down place which was not renovated in a few years. I did not know we would be allowed to view the coffin being placed inside the oven or what ever it's called. As the coffin is placed on a mechanical carrier which automatically moved to the oven. As it was slowly reaching its destination, i could hear cries coming from my cousin's and other few relatives, i knew deeply inside i was very sad for this tragic happening and almost felt tears coming out. What has happened has happened, nothing we can do about it but to move on.

After that went home to change and live up to my promise because when i made a bet with Faris that if he won me in this Custom game in Warcraft, i would cut off my fringe. At first i won him 3 games straight, i taunted him even further and i lost the 4th game. Somehow he was quite lucky to win. No choice so i just went to cut.

Went to sukardi's birthday with Faris, Danial and his brother, cabbed there and yeah, first thing we did there was to gamble again. Made only $5, thats very pathetic, at least it can buy me a Mc'Donald's meal or burger. Had to feel sorry for desmond, he lost alot since he was the banker.
Cut to the chase, the best part of the birthday party was when Susu kissed yelin. That was the moment, after 19 years of waiting. Should have recorded it down.

After that went to irc. Wanted to play Dota but was waiting for more people so i left first. Was feeling tired. Thats all.

Bye.

2007-06-11T01:00:00.000+08:00

You know when we enjoy or have fun, we tend to forget our problems. We start to forget about pain, sufferings, war, disaster's and death. We will always think it will be just right for us, but do you know that anything can just happen in a blink of an eye? Would i be able to cope?

Sometimes we enjoy ourselfs by going out, buying clothes or whatever stuff we feel like buying, playing soccer, dota, pool, etc etc etc.

Few days back i received news that my aunt was hospitalized in Tan Tock Seng Hospital and is in coma due to a bad fall. (How she fell or what happen is still unknown) I just stood standing, shocked and in a world of my own thinking how could this happen.

Just today, again i received news that my aunt has woken up. My mom decided to visit her, so i tagged along. We had to go all the way to the ICU ward to find my aunt. I tell you, the minute i stepped through the entrance to the ICU wards, i felt very nervous. I don't know what to say to my aunt. Worst of all, when i walked past the first ward and saw the patient inside, i knew that person was in pain with all the needles inserted into the body. At that moment i felt very uneasy, i just kept thinking if that were to happen to me, what would i ever do. I could not bear to look at the rest of the wards as i knew i would have this weird feeling inside me, something i can't explain.

Upon reaching my aunts ward, she already had visitors. I guess all of them were from her husbands side as i did not know anyone at all. I walked in with my mom and i saw my aunt for the first time in ages. I could not bare to look at here for too long as i too could feel her pain and suffering. She could not speak due to something inserted into her mouth and it really made me sad looking at my aunt.

I started to question myself, asking is there really such thing as god? If there was a god, why would he make us suffer. I thought god loved his creations. All kinds of thoughts passed through my mind. Suddenly my aunt pointed to me and my mom to come into the room and talk to her. It was a long talk, my mom was trying to comfort her. I could just feel my aunt's agony. Since she could not speak, she had to write down her thoughts and feelings or whatever she wants to say to us. After a certain time spent inside, we decided to leave as we wanted my aunt to rest.

My mom kept telling me, anything can happen in a blink of an eye. Sometimes life is just cruel, but what choice do i have? If only no such thing as death in this world. No such thing as pain or suffering.

Good night, I'm off to bed.

2007-05-30T00:20:00.000+08:00

X-RATED RIDDLES

Q What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!

2007-05-26T15:20:00.000+08:00

Finally, its the holidays. 1 month of studying, or fun? Failed my mid-year exams, totally screwed everything up. My mom found out about the results just this morning and soon she unleashed her "Scream of Pain", i thought only the QOP in Dota had this ability.
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SCREAM OF PAIN

The Queen of Pain lets loose a piercing scream, damaging nearby enemies.

Level 1 - 85 damage per target.
Level 2 - 165 damage per target.
Level 3 - 225 damage per target.
Level 4 - 300 damage per target.

Cooldown: 10 seconds.

Level 1: 85 mana, 10 sec cooldown.
Level 2: 105 mana, 10 sec cooldown.
Level 3: 120 mana, 10 sec cooldown.
Level 4: 140 mana, 10 sec cooldown.
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Totally spoiled my morning, i guess this june holiday is the time for me to catch up. No more fooling around. I must start studying at least 2 hours a day.( I have been saying this and not doing it, its time to put my words into actions. ) I can't fail anymore, i need to pass, pass, pass before my mom unleashes another ability, "Sonic Wave"
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SONIC WAVE

Creates a gigantic wave of sound which deals heavy damage to all units in a line.
Level 1 - 290 damage.
Level 2 - 430 damage.
Level 3 - 600 damage.

Cooldown: 120/100/75 seconds.

Level 1: 250 mana, 120 sec cooldown.
Level 2: 360 mana, 100 sec cooldown.
Level 3: 500 mana, 75 sec cooldown.
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I guess after she unleashes the 2 ability, i would be dead. I just can't seem to study. Its like i always get distracted by something like the computer and i can never study straight for 2 hours. At this rate i'm going to fail my N's. Well starting next monday, i shall start studying for at least 2 hours.

2007-05-04T20:19:00.000+08:00

Today, Friday 04 May. 8.30am, Maths paper in the morning, 1h 30mins. Did not have enough time to complete the whole paper although i knew how to do. 10.30am, Social Studies paper, 1h 30mins. Could not answer much of section B.

Can my day get any worst?

Had to quarrel with people. It did not just stop here.

Went to meet Enshao at Bukit Timah around 4pm. Upon reaching the trail, both of us found out that we needed to oil our chains as it was dry and making alot of noise. Nevermind that, went to Rodalink and changed. Soon after that, went into the trail to only find out it was super muddy. As we past the railway track area, was climbing up a pile a rocks and when i climbed over it, i found out that my chain had dented. Took me almost 15mins to fix the chain. Seriously, can my day get any worst?

Continued the trail, everything went smooth for awhile until i was climbing again. As i was reaching the top, the chain just broke. Had to push all the way out back to Rodalink. Enshao was laughing. I was swearing every moment. Went to the Rodalink and fixed the chain which cost me $35. Soon after that we turned into Toh Tuck and was climbing up again, GUESS WHAT!!?!?!?! Ehshaos chain broke. Retribution for laughing at me earlier on. Went back again to fix the chain onto his bike and ended my ride.

Hopefully tomorrow would be a better day. Got to study, study, study.

2007-04-30T22:56:00.000+08:00

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Andrew!

Czar Paul I banished Andrew to Siberia for marching out of step.
The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Andrew.
In his entire life, Andrew will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Andrew.
Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Andrew.
Lightning strikes Andrew over seven times every hour.
Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Andrew, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Andrew had to pay a special Andrew tax!
The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Andrew!
More people are killed by Andrew each year than die in aeroplane accidents!

2007-03-21T19:49:00.000+08:00

No point explaining.

2007-03-15T18:26:00.000+08:00

THE ONE

The One.
I have one.
You have one.
Your mother uses your father's one.
And your auntie uses your uncle's one.
A married lady would acquire one.
But a divorced lady would lose her one.
Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one.
Michael J. Fox has a shorter one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Chinese usually have short ones.
While the Indian usually have long ones.
Do you have one?
How long is your one?
Which one is your preferred one?
What you are thinking of?
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Answer : It's your Surname, what else? !!!!!
but I like the way you think .........
GOOD DAY!!!

2007-03-14T09:54:00.001+08:00

Finally got back my new xc bike. This is like the 6th time i changed my frame in a year. Many thanks to Enshao who made this possible, great installment plan i must say. The whole bike set up ain't cheap, burn't a hole in my wallet. Can't wait to take part in a few competition, sadly have to miss this Sunday's Kent Ridge Race.

Got a few stuff i want to change. I want to change my fork to a Manitou R-7, change my brakes to a pair of Magura Hydraulic Rim Brakes and lastly i have to change my pair of tires.

Here is the picture of my bike.

2007-03-08T18:24:00.000+08:00

1 more day before the holidays. Just hoping the frame would arrive during the holiday period, been waiting almost 4 to 5 months for it to arrive due to some poor communications from Germany. I did not get my PPR back as was not in school to receive it, need to go back to school tomorrow which i do not intend to do so. Although its just a 1 week holiday, we should be glad and not grumble that it is only 1 week.

What to do during the 1 week period? Cycle is only the thing i want to do during the 1 week. Its been so long since i even rode a bike. Luckly my couson gave me his bike as he is over at Canada, many thanks to him, going to collect it later at 33 Hindhede Walk.

I need to buck up after the March holiday, need to have a better attitude towards my studies. Stop fooling around and study. Hopefully it will be possible. Need to study harder for my Maths, English, History, Social Studies, F/N, Chem & Physics and not to forget my Chinese, which all need to aim for higher grades. So far only Maths, English, Combine Humanities and F/N have hopes for higher grades, need to get A2 if possible, i know i might be bluffing myself but yeah i must try. Even my friend Mr Daryl Tan aims to get A1 for all his subjects for his N-level paper, if he can aim for something like that, why don't i aim for higher grades too but only with less expectations. All i can say is my Combined Science and Chinese is totally screwed.

Ciao, i'm going to buy new graphic card for my computer, take that Mr Donovan Lim Yi Heng.

To end this post, i would like to dedicate a big " FUCK YOU " to Mrs Ang ( NTSS Vice Principal )

2007-02-27T22:57:00.000+08:00

I can't believe i am saying this but majority of Americans are dumb, i don't mean to be racist in anyway to the country and people which won World War II, helped pushed back the North Korean's out of Seoul, gave birth to Bill gates who created the internet and microsoft, have the worlds most powerful and advance Army, Navy & Airforce in the whole world. I love the United States of America, but i just can't believe most of the people there are plain DUMB, no offence.
I will show you a video which a reporter asked various questions to various kinds of people. They don't even know that their own country starts with a U.

Here are some stuff the reporter asked them, which country started with a U and they could come up with - Answer: yUgoslavia, Utah ( Thats one of the states in America for gods sake ), Utopia ( WTF!!! ).
The religion of Isreal? - answer: Isreali, Catholic.
What religion are Buddhist Monks - Answer: Islamic.
Who won the vietnam war? - Answer: Oh wait, were we even in the war?.
How many sides does the triangle have? - Answer: 4, there is no sides.
What is the currency used in the United Kingdom? - American money, Queen Elizabeth money.
These are just some examples.

Other than that, the reporter actually convinced the people of America that he was President of Australia, John Howard. It is so hilarious. I'm not trying to make fun of Americans nor am i trying to be Racist here, but this is so shocking, i would not believe such words would come from these people.

To prove i'm not lying or anything, i will show you this video.
Enjoy.

2007-02-23T21:13:00.000+08:00

When we are young, if we loved soccer as a sport, we would dream to be one of the best soccer players in the world. We would want to play for the best club in the world. We want to score lots of goals. We want to be filthy rich as a soccer player. We would dream of playing like David Beckham, scoring goals by free kicks, wonderful free kicks i mean. We would all go to the soccer field, put on our adidas boots which we made our parents buy due to the fact David Beckham was wearing and start to take free kicks. Now we don't have to do it the old fashon way, now introducing an easy way, no sweating, no cramps, won't lose your breath and won't get you dirty.

Step 1 - Sit down on a chair and on your computer.
Step 2 - Get a grip of your mouse.
Step 3 - Play Shoot Them In

2007-02-13T16:59:00.000+08:00

Fighting may be very cool among students. They don't know what is right or wrong and they don't know other ways of solving our problems, so they fight. I have seen countless fights in school where pupils of the same age beat the hell out of each other. There are many reasons why students fight, some say the other insulted their family, some say they are just not happy and some claim their helping their friends, but not this, i have not seen a Teenager beat up someone who is far older than he is, maybe in his late 40's. I am going to show you a video of the fight. The teenager was wearing a green tee and was carrying a red crumpler bag which i thought was Mr Kumaraguru from New Town Secondary class 4/6.

2007-02-06T17:56:00.000+08:00

This is what i call Street and Dirt Jump.

2007-01-14T02:08:00.000+08:00

Well just came back from Joey's birthday party. It was fantastic. Joey, Ben and Shahridan was thrown into the pool. Lucky them haha. Went to eat prata but on the way met some losers who felt that they were somehow not happy with us which in the end called 8 - 10 people to find us. Luckly we did not meet them anywhere. Took cab back home while the rest stayed over at Joey's house.

Thanks Joey, for the great party.

2007-01-07T19:02:00.000+08:00

Well its Sunday. Doing the usual stuff like staying at home and using the computer. While having a boring day today, i found this neat video. Check it out people, you won't be bored.

2007-01-03T20:12:00.000+08:00

Reasons it's great to be a guy:
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- Movie nudity is virtually always female.
- A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
- Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
- You can open all your own jars.
- Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.
- Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
- When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
- All your orgasms are real.
- You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
- Your last name stays put.
- You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
- Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
- You don't have to shave below your neck.
- None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.
- You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
- If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
- You can write your name in the snow.
- Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
- Flowers fix everything.
- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
- Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
- You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
- Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
- You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
- You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
- You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me".
- The world is your urinal.
- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
- One mood, all the time
- You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.
- You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
- You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
- Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.
- You don't care if someone's talking about you behind you back.
- With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
- You don't mooch off others' desserts.
- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
- The remote control is yours and yours alone.
- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a littlegift.
- Bachelor parties whomp butt over bridal showers.
- You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
- You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
- You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
- If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed.
- Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
- You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.
- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"

2006-12-31T15:03:00.001+08:00

" STARING AT WOMEN MAY COST YOUR LIVE "
I REPEAT, " STARING AT WOMEN MAY COST YOUR LIVE ". I'm sure you would not want this to happen to you.

2006-12-25T12:53:00.000+08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS

2006-12-18T19:37:00.000+08:00

" Just found it " Ahem.