I can't believe i am saying this but majority of Americans are dumb, i don't mean to be racist in anyway to the country and people which won World War II, helped pushed back the North Korean's out of Seoul, gave birth to Bill gates who created the internet and microsoft, have the worlds most powerful and advance Army, Navy & Airforce in the whole world. I love the United States of America, but i just can't believe most of the people there are plain DUMB, no offence.
I will show you a video which a reporter asked various questions to various kinds of people. They don't even know that their own country starts with a U.
Here are some stuff the reporter asked them, which country started with a U and they could come up with - Answer: yUgoslavia, Utah ( Thats one of the states in America for gods sake ), Utopia ( WTF!!! ).
The religion of Isreal? - answer: Isreali, Catholic.
What religion are Buddhist Monks - Answer: Islamic.
Who won the vietnam war? - Answer: Oh wait, were we even in the war?.
How many sides does the triangle have? - Answer: 4, there is no sides.
What is the currency used in the United Kingdom? - American money, Queen Elizabeth money.
These are just some examples.
Other than that, the reporter actually convinced the people of America that he was President of Australia, John Howard. It is so hilarious. I'm not trying to make fun of Americans nor am i trying to be Racist here, but this is so shocking, i would not believe such words would come from these people.
To prove i'm not lying or anything, i will show you this video.
Enjoy.
23 February 2007
When we are young, if we loved soccer as a sport, we would dream to be one of the best soccer players in the world. We would want to play for the best club in the world. We want to score lots of goals. We want to be filthy rich as a soccer player. We would dream of playing like David Beckham, scoring goals by free kicks, wonderful free kicks i mean. We would all go to the soccer field, put on our adidas boots which we made our parents buy due to the fact David Beckham was wearing and start to take free kicks. Now we don't have to do it the old fashon way, now introducing an easy way, no sweating, no cramps, won't lose your breath and won't get you dirty.
Step 1 - Sit down on a chair and on your computer.
Step 2 - Get a grip of your mouse.
Step 3 - Play Shoot Them In
Step 1 - Sit down on a chair and on your computer.
Step 2 - Get a grip of your mouse.
Step 3 - Play Shoot Them In
13 February 2007
Fighting may be very cool among students. They don't know what is right or wrong and they don't know other ways of solving our problems, so they fight. I have seen countless fights in school where pupils of the same age beat the hell out of each other. There are many reasons why students fight, some say the other insulted their family, some say they are just not happy and some claim their helping their friends, but not this, i have not seen a Teenager beat up someone who is far older than he is, maybe in his late 40's. I am going to show you a video of the fight. The teenager was wearing a green tee and was carrying a red crumpler bag which i thought was Mr Kumaraguru from New Town Secondary class 4/6.
14 January 2007
Well just came back from Joey's birthday party. It was fantastic. Joey, Ben and Shahridan was thrown into the pool. Lucky them haha. Went to eat prata but on the way met some losers who felt that they were somehow not happy with us which in the end called 8 - 10 people to find us. Luckly we did not meet them anywhere. Took cab back home while the rest stayed over at Joey's house.
Thanks Joey, for the great party.
Thanks Joey, for the great party.
07 January 2007
03 January 2007
Reasons it's great to be a guy:
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- Movie nudity is virtually always female.
- A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
- Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
- You can open all your own jars.
- Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.
- Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
- When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
- All your orgasms are real.
- You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
- Your last name stays put.
- You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
- Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
- You don't have to shave below your neck.
- None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.
- You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
- If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
- You can write your name in the snow.
- Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
- Flowers fix everything.
- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
- Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
- You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
- Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
- You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
- You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
- You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me".
- The world is your urinal.
- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
- One mood, all the time
- You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.
- You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
- You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
- Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.
- You don't care if someone's talking about you behind you back.
- With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
- You don't mooch off others' desserts.
- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
- The remote control is yours and yours alone.
- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a littlegift.
- Bachelor parties whomp butt over bridal showers.
- You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
- You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
- You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
- If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed.
- Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
- You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.
- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- Movie nudity is virtually always female.
- A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
- Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
- You can open all your own jars.
- Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.
- Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
- When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
- All your orgasms are real.
- You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
- Your last name stays put.
- You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
- Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
- You don't have to shave below your neck.
- None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.
- You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
- If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
- You can write your name in the snow.
- Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
- Flowers fix everything.
- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
- Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
- You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
- Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
- You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
- You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
- You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me".
- The world is your urinal.
- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
- One mood, all the time
- You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.
- You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
- You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
- Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.
- You don't care if someone's talking about you behind you back.
- With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
- You don't mooch off others' desserts.
- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
- The remote control is yours and yours alone.
- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a littlegift.
- Bachelor parties whomp butt over bridal showers.
- You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
- You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
- You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
- If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed.
- Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
- You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.
- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"
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