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- Czar Paul I banished Andrew to Siberia for marching out of step.
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Andrew.
- In his entire life, Andrew will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
- There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Andrew.
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Andrew.
- Lightning strikes Andrew over seven times every hour.
- Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Andrew, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
- During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Andrew had to pay a special Andrew tax!
- The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Andrew!
- More people are killed by Andrew each year than die in aeroplane accidents!