01 December 2007

TOP 5 worst customers in the Singapore



  • India Indians - Not only that they are smelly and have a poor ability to speak even the most simplest of English word, they will 100% ask for discounts, free-gifts, extra service, etc, etc, etc. To them, nothing is enough, bloody cheap assholes.




  • China Chinese - The main reason i don't like these customers is because i can't speak fluent mandarin that's all, case closed.




  • The Stupid's - Yes, i'm not joking one bit, there are so many stupid people who comes up to me to ask stupid dumb logical questions, mainly the India Indians.



  • The Irritating's - Another shitty bunch of people. Firstly, they ask you alot of non logical questions. Secondly, they want to test the same bike they tested in a different colour no matter how hard i try to convince them its the same. Thirdly, they will say they will come back again to reconsider. Fucked up you tell me?




  • The Children - If not for them, my life would be very peaceful. Everyday some stupid dumb ass children will D.I.Y. take and test the product and in the end leave the whole sales floor in a god damn mess. Bloody fuckers. I already plan to hit a child on my last day of work.


I'm tell you people that working in sales is a gruesome and tiring job. Ah yes, lets recall what happen today. This retarded guy was veiwing the bike so i politely approached him and asked in a very nice way if he needed some help.


Me: Hi, can i help you?


Customer: ...."Silent"......


A few minutes passed as i stood before the guy.


Customer: How do you know if this bicycle has been tested by others before? ( I felt like giving him a signature roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. )


Me: The bike has been on top of the display holder which i gurantee no one has even touched it except the staff here.


Customer: "Mumbling" How does the bound force work? ( Wtf is a bound force? )


Me: I'm sorry, could you repeat what you said?


Customer: ......"Silent"........


Another few minutes has passed.


Customer: Uh-uh. ( Uh-uh his mother lah. )


Me: I'm sorry, could you repeat?


Customer: I don't think i can buy the bicycle, i don't know how to put the petrol. ( At this point of time i really felt like giving him a stone cold stunner followed by a cripple cross face and finished with a 5 star frog splash. Since when does a freaking bicycle required petrol. This guy must be either crazy or just stupid. )


Stupid people i see everyday.


Bye.