Looks like Christmas came early for me.

TOP 5 worst customers in the Singapore

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  India Indians - Not only that they are smelly and have a poor ability to speak even the most simplest of English word, they will 100% ask for discounts, free-gifts, extra service, etc, etc, etc. To them, nothing is enough, bloody cheap assholes.

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  China Chinese - The main reason i don't like these customers is because i can't speak fluent mandarin that's all, case closed.

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  The Stupid's - Yes, i'm not joking one bit, there are so many stupid people who comes up to me to ask stupid dumb logical questions, mainly the India Indians.

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  The Irritating's - Another shitty bunch of people. Firstly, they ask you alot of non logical questions. Secondly, they want to test the same bike they tested in a different colour no matter how hard i try to convince them its the same. Thirdly, they will say they will come back again to reconsider. Fucked up you tell me?

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  The Children - If not for them, my life would be very peaceful. Everyday some stupid dumb ass children will D.I.Y. take and test the product and in the end leave the whole sales floor in a god damn mess. Bloody fuckers. I already plan to hit a child on my last day of work.

I'm tell you people that working in sales is a gruesome and tiring job. Ah yes, lets recall what happen today. This retarded guy was veiwing the bike so i politely approached him and asked in a very nice way if he needed some help.

Me: Hi, can i help you?

Customer: ...."Silent"......

A few minutes passed as i stood before the guy.

Customer: How do you know if this bicycle has been tested by others before? ( I felt like giving him a signature roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. )

Me: The bike has been on top of the display holder which i gurantee no one has even touched it except the staff here.

Customer: "Mumbling" How does the bound force work? ( Wtf is a bound force? )

Me: I'm sorry, could you repeat what you said?

Customer: ......"Silent"........

Another few minutes has passed.

Customer: Uh-uh. ( Uh-uh his mother lah. )

Me: I'm sorry, could you repeat?

Customer: I don't think i can buy the bicycle, i don't know how to put the petrol. ( At this point of time i really felt like giving him a stone cold stunner followed by a cripple cross face and finished with a 5 star frog splash. Since when does a freaking bicycle required petrol. This guy must be either crazy or just stupid. )

Stupid people i see everyday.

Bye.

From what i heard some silly, dumb girl tried to commit suicide by jumping off the 3rd story of New Town Secondary. I mean wtf? Who the hell in the right mind would jump of the 3rd level of a build expecting to die an instant death. That very girl just proved to us how stupid 1 can be. Just because she failed and retain ( Seriously how stupid can one be. ), she tried to end her problems and shame by committing suicide. How can one not cherish life that god have given to you? Do you know how much time and hard work your parents took to make you in that very bed you sleep when you were a child? ( Sounds Gross. ) We must all chrish our life in every way possible. Think about the baby's that were aborted due to some careless man who shot without using protection, you think they wanted to die by the hands of a doctor? I'm very sure they wanted to live to see the world. Really, really stupid act. I'm not surprised as these people are very stupid.

Now 2nd news i heard is that my former Form Teacher Mr Goh Soon Hua has been fired due to his reckless act of aggression yet again. This time he was caught and prosecuted before he could harm another person. I'm sure everyone had been his victim at least once when he tried to indirectly blackmail you in order to listen to him. Well this is what happen, G.S.H. canned someone with no reason and that got him fired. Well lets think what could have caused this little hulk to emerge.

1. His wife did not give him the pleasure he yearned for.
2. His mom died.
3. His dad died.
4. He owed the loan sharks money.
5. He found his wife engaging in sexual activites with his best friend.

Just started work and i tell you it's hell, so much that makes me want to quit and go back home and play DOTA. Now i realise the importance of a good education. I ask myself, would i want to earn shit and have to work really hard? NO. who does? Maybe some Bangladeshis but not me. I work 10 hours a day inclusive of my 1 hour break, 6 days a week so that's like 60 hours a week. Sucks eh? Well it sure does when i have to walk all the way from the last tower at Suntec City all the way across through Citylink Mall to reach City Hall Mrt, that's not all, another 30 minutes journey home and from there i have to take a 10 minutes walk to reach my home.

Legs aching but mind working. ( Lame shit ) What the heck, okay s$3300 i'll receive till the end of the year ain't that bad. I'll be able to buy all kind of crap i want. PS3? New Bike? More Expensive stuff others can't afford?

Maybe I'll be working 2 jobs also. One is the main one which gets me a basic salary while the other is some multi-level marketing thingy. For the multi-level marketing thingy, it seems like a very profitable organisation, they have workers at the age of 24 driving bmw, that's like WOW. If you want to know more then you have to join yourself, i ain't sharing anything here.

I'm ranting all i want here, leg still aching, waiting for my hair to dry before i sleep. Lets see what else i should talk about. Oh yeah, what if i fail my N'Levels, where would i go? I would never see myself go to ITE, never. I'd rather spend my salary on a private course. Screw N'Levels and all the other O or A. Screw them all. I just need a get rich quick scheme to end my misery.

Take that Bush.

N'Levels draw to a close. 1 more month before the Language papers start while another 2 more before the other subjects. It does seem really near all of a sudden. The days pass so fast. It felt like it was still the start of the year for me, slacking all day, not doing a thing related to studies.

I'm just coming to think about this really hard, i should be mugging, studying everyday instead of playing. My parents always tell me this," What are you going to do if your fail your N'Levels?". The moment they say this, i could not find a phrase or even a word to reply them. Perhaps i have to go to a private school like my sister or even worst ITE, but no i will not disappoint a second time and there will be no more mistakes made. I know i can never make it to Junior Collage so i turn my attention to the Polytechnic's.

What do i want to do in life? There are many options and i can't even seem to think of something which i suppose is interesting to wake up every morning to. Even if i do pass my N'Levels, will i be able to cope with the O'Level standard the following year? Like what my English teacher Miss Rev said," If you do pass your O'Levels with 10 points, i will guarantee that it will be a very tough year ahead of you, but for those of you who pass with 9 marks and below should be able to pass their O'Levels". The way she said it is really demoralizing for everyone in my class.

This was a conversation between Me and Benjamin Tan.

Me: Hey, Dota tonight?

Ben: See first.

Me: Why not?

Ben: I think you should stop playing for just this 2 months, last time i used to play every night and end up sleeping in class the following morning. Just stop playing for these 2 months only, study only.

Me: ( Silent )

I just sat there speechless, i could not imagine Benjamin Tan, the Snake King would say something so wise. Normally he would say stupid things so this was a first for him.

Play time is over.