30 April 2007

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Andrew!

  1. Czar Paul I banished Andrew to Siberia for marching out of step.
  2. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Andrew.
  3. In his entire life, Andrew will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
  4. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Andrew.
  5. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Andrew.
  6. Lightning strikes Andrew over seven times every hour.
  7. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Andrew, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
  8. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Andrew had to pay a special Andrew tax!
  9. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Andrew!
  10. More people are killed by Andrew each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
I am interested in - do tell me about

21 March 2007

No point explaining.

15 March 2007

THE ONE

The One.
I have one.
You have one.
Your mother uses your father's one.
And your auntie uses your uncle's one.
A married lady would acquire one.
But a divorced lady would lose her one.
Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one.
Michael J. Fox has a shorter one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Chinese usually have short ones.
While the Indian usually have long ones.
Do you have one?
How long is your one?
Which one is your preferred one?
What you are thinking of?
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Answer : It's your Surname, what else? !!!!!
but I like the way you think .........
GOOD DAY!!!

14 March 2007

Finally got back my new xc bike. This is like the 6th time i changed my frame in a year. Many thanks to Enshao who made this possible, great installment plan i must say. The whole bike set up ain't cheap, burn't a hole in my wallet. Can't wait to take part in a few competition, sadly have to miss this Sunday's Kent Ridge Race.

Got a few stuff i want to change. I want to change my fork to a Manitou R-7, change my brakes to a pair of Magura Hydraulic Rim Brakes and lastly i have to change my pair of tires.

Here is the picture of my bike.

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08 March 2007

1 more day before the holidays. Just hoping the frame would arrive during the holiday period, been waiting almost 4 to 5 months for it to arrive due to some poor communications from Germany. I did not get my PPR back as was not in school to receive it, need to go back to school tomorrow which i do not intend to do so. Although its just a 1 week holiday, we should be glad and not grumble that it is only 1 week.

What to do during the 1 week period? Cycle is only the thing i want to do during the 1 week. Its been so long since i even rode a bike. Luckly my couson gave me his bike as he is over at Canada, many thanks to him, going to collect it later at 33 Hindhede Walk.

I need to buck up after the March holiday, need to have a better attitude towards my studies. Stop fooling around and study. Hopefully it will be possible. Need to study harder for my Maths, English, History, Social Studies, F/N, Chem & Physics and not to forget my Chinese, which all need to aim for higher grades. So far only Maths, English, Combine Humanities and F/N have hopes for higher grades, need to get A2 if possible, i know i might be bluffing myself but yeah i must try. Even my friend Mr Daryl Tan aims to get A1 for all his subjects for his N-level paper, if he can aim for something like that, why don't i aim for higher grades too but only with less expectations. All i can say is my Combined Science and Chinese is totally screwed.

Ciao, i'm going to buy new graphic card for my computer, take that Mr Donovan Lim Yi Heng.

To end this post, i would like to dedicate a big " FUCK YOU " to Mrs Ang ( NTSS Vice Principal )

27 February 2007

I can't believe i am saying this but majority of Americans are dumb, i don't mean to be racist in anyway to the country and people which won World War II, helped pushed back the North Korean's out of Seoul, gave birth to Bill gates who created the internet and microsoft, have the worlds most powerful and advance Army, Navy & Airforce in the whole world. I love the United States of America, but i just can't believe most of the people there are plain DUMB, no offence.
I will show you a video which a reporter asked various questions to various kinds of people. They don't even know that their own country starts with a U.

Here are some stuff the reporter asked them, which country started with a U and they could come up with - Answer: yUgoslavia, Utah ( Thats one of the states in America for gods sake ), Utopia ( WTF!!! ).
The religion of Isreal? - answer: Isreali, Catholic.
What religion are Buddhist Monks - Answer: Islamic.
Who won the vietnam war? - Answer: Oh wait, were we even in the war?.
How many sides does the triangle have? - Answer: 4, there is no sides.
What is the currency used in the United Kingdom? - American money, Queen Elizabeth money.
These are just some examples.

Other than that, the reporter actually convinced the people of America that he was President of Australia, John Howard. It is so hilarious. I'm not trying to make fun of Americans nor am i trying to be Racist here, but this is so shocking, i would not believe such words would come from these people.

To prove i'm not lying or anything, i will show you this video.
Enjoy.

23 February 2007

When we are young, if we loved soccer as a sport, we would dream to be one of the best soccer players in the world. We would want to play for the best club in the world. We want to score lots of goals. We want to be filthy rich as a soccer player. We would dream of playing like David Beckham, scoring goals by free kicks, wonderful free kicks i mean. We would all go to the soccer field, put on our adidas boots which we made our parents buy due to the fact David Beckham was wearing and start to take free kicks. Now we don't have to do it the old fashon way, now introducing an easy way, no sweating, no cramps, won't lose your breath and won't get you dirty.

Step 1 - Sit down on a chair and on your computer.
Step 2 - Get a grip of your mouse.
Step 3 - Play Shoot Them In