12 February 2008

Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that five years from now, all life on Earth could well finish. Some are saying it'll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it'll be God himself who presses the stop button.

1. Mayan Calendar
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The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things:Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone andSacrificing Virgins.

Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as well.

2. Sun Storms
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Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability.

However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it's been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it'll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012.

3. The Atom Smasher

Scientists in Europe have been building the world's largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it's properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place.

They're predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.

4. The Bible says

If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough,religious folks are getting in on the act aswell. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.

5. Super Volcano
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Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple - it's sitting on top of the world's biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats.

The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we're many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.

6. The Physicists

This one's case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berekely Uni have been crunching the numbers. and they've determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event.

Even worse, they're claiming their calculations prove, that we're all going to die, very soon - while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.

7. Slip-Slop-Slap-BANG!

We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that sheilds us from most of the sun's radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue.

Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.

I personally believe that the world is not going to end in 2012.

18 January 2008

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Wow, a Canon 40D and a D200. Makes me really want to invest in some D300. Its the Big O for me now. Things are going at a fast pace right from the start of day 1. Sure enough things seem simple for the first semester but I'm not too sure about after that. My chemistry and physics are totally screwed, i need to do something about it NOW but i still have the same " i can't be bothered yet since its only January " kind of attitude. I need to start doing my 10Year Series now. I have not been doing anything every time i reach home. The first thing i would do is play my computer.

" Wake up ", that's what i hear everyday from my mother, she urges me to start studying now before its too late. Well its not that i don't agree with her but its like when you are so addicted to the computer/PS3, you cannot stop. Its like people who smoke, do they stop? No, maybe a tiny percentage of the whole population of smokers stopped after self-inflicting poison into their body and realising their mistake. ( Joey flame me if you must. )

A lot of stuff to do this year. I'm still waiting for my 10kg < BMX to arrive on Chinese New Year. Waiting for my dad to return this March so that i can purchase my Camera, I want it so badly but i do not have enough money to purchase it currently.

Its a new year for me to start afresh. No more 2007 habits.

11 January 2008

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Thats the sexy Zhou Wen Jia.

26 December 2007

23 December 2007

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Looks like Christmas came early for me.

01 December 2007

TOP 5 worst customers in the Singapore



  • India Indians - Not only that they are smelly and have a poor ability to speak even the most simplest of English word, they will 100% ask for discounts, free-gifts, extra service, etc, etc, etc. To them, nothing is enough, bloody cheap assholes.




  • China Chinese - The main reason i don't like these customers is because i can't speak fluent mandarin that's all, case closed.




  • The Stupid's - Yes, i'm not joking one bit, there are so many stupid people who comes up to me to ask stupid dumb logical questions, mainly the India Indians.



  • The Irritating's - Another shitty bunch of people. Firstly, they ask you alot of non logical questions. Secondly, they want to test the same bike they tested in a different colour no matter how hard i try to convince them its the same. Thirdly, they will say they will come back again to reconsider. Fucked up you tell me?




  • The Children - If not for them, my life would be very peaceful. Everyday some stupid dumb ass children will D.I.Y. take and test the product and in the end leave the whole sales floor in a god damn mess. Bloody fuckers. I already plan to hit a child on my last day of work.


I'm tell you people that working in sales is a gruesome and tiring job. Ah yes, lets recall what happen today. This retarded guy was veiwing the bike so i politely approached him and asked in a very nice way if he needed some help.


Me: Hi, can i help you?


Customer: ...."Silent"......


A few minutes passed as i stood before the guy.


Customer: How do you know if this bicycle has been tested by others before? ( I felt like giving him a signature roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. )


Me: The bike has been on top of the display holder which i gurantee no one has even touched it except the staff here.


Customer: "Mumbling" How does the bound force work? ( Wtf is a bound force? )


Me: I'm sorry, could you repeat what you said?


Customer: ......"Silent"........


Another few minutes has passed.


Customer: Uh-uh. ( Uh-uh his mother lah. )


Me: I'm sorry, could you repeat?


Customer: I don't think i can buy the bicycle, i don't know how to put the petrol. ( At this point of time i really felt like giving him a stone cold stunner followed by a cripple cross face and finished with a 5 star frog splash. Since when does a freaking bicycle required petrol. This guy must be either crazy or just stupid. )


Stupid people i see everyday.


Bye.

27 October 2007

From what i heard some silly, dumb girl tried to commit suicide by jumping off the 3rd story of New Town Secondary. I mean wtf? Who the hell in the right mind would jump of the 3rd level of a build expecting to die an instant death. That very girl just proved to us how stupid 1 can be. Just because she failed and retain ( Seriously how stupid can one be. ), she tried to end her problems and shame by committing suicide. How can one not cherish life that god have given to you? Do you know how much time and hard work your parents took to make you in that very bed you sleep when you were a child? ( Sounds Gross. ) We must all chrish our life in every way possible. Think about the baby's that were aborted due to some careless man who shot without using protection, you think they wanted to die by the hands of a doctor? I'm very sure they wanted to live to see the world. Really, really stupid act. I'm not surprised as these people are very stupid.

Now 2nd news i heard is that my former Form Teacher Mr Goh Soon Hua has been fired due to his reckless act of aggression yet again. This time he was caught and prosecuted before he could harm another person. I'm sure everyone had been his victim at least once when he tried to indirectly blackmail you in order to listen to him. Well this is what happen, G.S.H. canned someone with no reason and that got him fired. Well lets think what could have caused this little hulk to emerge.

1. His wife did not give him the pleasure he yearned for.
2. His mom died.
3. His dad died.
4. He owed the loan sharks money.
5. He found his wife engaging in sexual activites with his best friend.